HAHAHAHAH

timelordy-teganbreann:

hurpaderp:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft.

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

omg that comment though

Had to bold the best comment ever.

georgetakei:

Let me slip into something more comfortable.

vintagedolls:

thegrimsleeper:

THERES NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE

Over dramatic gollum

fullmetal-dipshit:

ozzyosborntodie:

“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”

thelastofthemorgensterns:

~*~welcome to hell~*~

harmless-mistakes:

Story of my lifeeeeeeeeee

genies:

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

tora-o:

beliasthegigas:

beliasthegigas:

*wanks seductively*

i meANT WINK